Chasin the Chub Part II and Sam Worthington

Really this is becoming a thing I think. Love handles and a laugh...there are by far worse combinations. I think it was a decently ballsy hosting considering the normal super safe pc hosting style and maybe its kinda nice having a non-american.

BUT if you ain't funny and you ain't fat you could look like this....

DIKFLIK | Pirate Radio (a.k.a. chasin' the chub...?)

Uh, who knew? I didn't. Chubby chasing wouldn't necessarily be my way. Darwinism would have me attempt to breed with height, athleticism and a six pack all things that I do not possess, but apparently I am also not as funny or quite as fat as I thought because I think Nick Frost better take his pants off.

Nick is currently starring in Pirate Radio (UK Title "The Boat that Rocked) with an ensemble cast including Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Kenneth Brabagh & Tom Sturridge. Despite plot summaries that mention 60's youth culture, the irrepressible spirt of rock n' roll, fighting the man or friendship what the film really comes down to is that getting ass isn't half about looks as it is about swagger (of any sort).

Laugh and creepily stare at Nick in 2004's Shaun of the Dead and 2007's Hot Fuzz

(From Mr. Xyz: Oh good, I'm glad I wasn't the only one. Look at our hottie below)

HUMMER | The Streets - Mike Skinner

Dear Mike, Sorry LA sucks. Yours truly, Mlle. Smell

Erected | Joshua Prince-Ramus

Stumbled across Rem Koolhaas protégé, Joshua Prince-Ramus while reading this NYTimes.com feature. Prince-Ramus is principal in charge of REX, formerly OMA NY.

You can cyberstalk him here.

30 YEARS of DIKFLIK | Elias Koteas

Elias Koteas as gold hearted skinhead, Duncan in 1987's Some Kind of Wonderful

Elias Koteas as gold hearted WWII Army Captain, Captain Staros in 1998's The Thin Red Line

Elias Koteas as non-gold hearted bad guy, Chuck Dooney in 2009's Defendor (release date?) Also in The Fourth Kind (releasing in November) possibly as a gold hearted something

DIKFLIK | The Departed on ION

Beating the s**t out of people = hot. Being charming = not as hot.

Never been a Dicaprio fan...in the "he should take his pants off" way, only in the" yeah, he's a decent actor" way, but put some age and muscle on that baby face guy and have him beat the crap out of people...

All those years wasted being boyish and charming, when he could have just grown some facial hair and punched other guys.

Apologies to Matt Damon for the sissy picture.

DIKRAG | Clive is at it again

Clive is on the cover of Details October's 2009 Issue. Clive is out and about slinging The Boys are Back, probably another sad waste of my $12. Will I pay it. Yes. Will I cringe. Yes. Will I psychopathic stare at his face on the screen. Uh. Yes. Shoot 'em Up. The International. Duplicity. Its almost like he knows I'm a masochist. Which is really hot of him to notice...

DIKFLIK | Inglorious Part 3

Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox

I say "Hi" to any Cox, especially a redheaded German/Irish jaunty beret-ed one.

Guess who's boyfriend is getting a green beret for Christmas...

Check out Michael in 300 (2006) (a DIKFLIK top 10?) and Hunger (2008).

DIKFLIK | Inglorious Part 2

Yeah...yeah Brad I see you.
But I almost couldn't stop myself from elbowing my boyfriend in the ribs and saying "Oh my god are you as completely compelled by this sweaty bearded ocean-eyed french farmer like I am???". Probably he would have said no. I say "Yes!". I say "Hello, Monsieur Denis Menochet!".

DIKFLIK | Sons of Anarchy (Season 2)

Last night was the premier of Sons of Anarchy on FX. If you were so lucky to be checkin in, you definitely scored some ass.

Charlie Hunnam, who plays Jax Teller, showed some full monty backside in last nights premier episode.

The ever so scary/aggro/sexy Henry Rollins also makes a special guest appearance as the new white supremacist in town.

Sure to be a interesting season.

Check out our tributes to Charlie and Hanky below.

DIKFLIK | Inglourious Basterds

Above: Brad Pitt as Aldo Raine